There's no way I'd want boobs that big!

  • Genre： Other
  • Author： Ohko
  • Translator：
  • Status： Ongoing

  • Rating(4.3 / 5.0) ★

God is a pervert.

I decided that after I died and found myself in heaven.

Although I\'m happy that God offered to grant my lifelong wish (to become a girl), the only potential bodies that he offered as options were beautiful bishojos with DDD-size boobs, jade-like skin, and porn-star like curves. He tried to convince me to take the one with the biggest ass and thus become the holy sex princess of some freakish isekai magic kingdom, but I immediately flushed a bright tomato color and punched God right in the face without thinking.

Ah yeah, whoops.

Anyways, I think I made God really angry at me, so now I\'m reincarnated in this horrible traumatizing medieval setting as a genuinely unattractive and flat-as-a-washboard girl with some kind of weird autoimmune skin condition.

Every day is a struggle, and it\'s taking everything I have to merely survive.

Is there a hope for a better life at all? Even amidst this jungle of darkness, can I find my way out of poverty, meet new people to love, and aspire to make my mark towards a better world?

Welcome to the story of my genderbent life!

Note: This story is *not* ecchi! Make sure you read the tags! The story starts out quite dark!

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  1. mustafauysal
    mustafauysal rated it
    It's just perfect...The story has a somewhat unique plot.✨💕
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  1. WiseWeed
    WiseWeed rated it
    I just got done reading chapter 637 and this book is still really really good!! I still cant get enough of it!! But I had an idea that I hope would work in this part.... So if MC takes this test can she skip levels/ranks in the guild and not have to start at the bottom!!???  Because honestly that would be kinda stupid if she has to start at level/rank 1 at the bottom considering how strong she is already!! The MC will be able to take on better missions and make a bigger name for herself fast especially if she takes on some jobs that other wont because they r to scared to do it and its to dangerous!!! And y not have the MC start a war or have her participate in a lot of beast riots so the MC can rack up all the points she needs for her next rank/evolution and if she fights and kills people and monsters that r higher level then she will get more points then just the lower ones and she is looking to get as strong as possible the fastest!!
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  1. UI_GUN
    UI_GUN rated it
    "I'm not so unfortunate to be stopping you in the hallway when a person like you deserves to be buried under the ground and have your body auctioned off since you brag so much about being rich." (Lucia exclaimed but was unsure if she really wanted to tell this. It does not matter because her words triggered the Rebels and there was no way for her to take her words back to herself anymore.)
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  1. rzs_gr
    rzs_gr rated it
    After talking to the village chief, Ryu went to the place where Ur fought the demon. He also learned that the fight took place a week ago. And that Gray and Lyon had already left town.
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  1. TheRuler001
    TheRuler001 rated it
    "Come on sweetheart, you should know that it cost money, and it's just the beginning of the game so it's impossible for you to gather that much money by yourself. Unless you offer your body…"
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  1. God_069
    God_069 rated it
    Only 2 chapters HV been published so far, and here's my review after reading thoseThe writing style is good, I like the way the author describes the scenarios and environment it's vivid and nice , As for the protagonist and story not  much hv happened so can't really say much, but the story seems promising so waiting for the update😊
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  1. electric_pun2005
    electric_pun2005 rated it
    I loved Mike's selfreflections and internal comments. There were lots of places I  loughed out loud. In a way he reminds me of Dexter (another character I like so much) Overal I've really enjoyed this story. Thank you.
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  1. Theonedifferent
    Theonedifferent rated it
    Too cringey for me.........................................................................................................................
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